Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Advice to senior managers - upset your staff if you want new furniture!

Tired of your moth eaten couch? Concerned about those old fashioned kitchen benches? Upset about the state of your built in cupboards? Want new furniture for old?

The time has come to harass your staff - they can be persuaded to assist you in your hour of need, by applying their tools in a more destructive way than usual it seems

"An angry Austrian lumberjack used his chainsaw to reduce his boss's furniture to matchsticks.

After the fight at work, the 37-year-old drove to his boss's flat in the town of St. Johann, reports Tiroler Krone.

After cutting a rectangle into the door with his chainsaw to get in, he then destroyed a table, armchair, corner seat, the complete kitchen furniture and the wardrobe.

Neighbours who heard the noise of the chainsaw called the police.

When they arrived, they found the man sitting peacefully amongst the remains of his boss's furniture.

Police say the man caused an estimated £3,500 of damage."

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